littlequeentrashmouth:

Me telling a joke.

(via bluntasaurus-sex)

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

(via bluntasaurus-sex)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

image

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bbyjswag:

sleeping naked in bed is so therapeutic 

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Apr 22. 13 Notes.
emo-dads:

Emo Dad’s bond over Bad Hair Choices

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

(Source: seventhdevil, via releasethequackens)

Oh my god this is the definition of my bed. I sleep with a fucking pig.

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

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ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please

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radtracks:

float on // modest mouse

i backed my car into a cop car the other day
well, he just drove off, sometimes life’s okay
i ran my mouth off a bit too much, ah, what did i say?
well, you just laughed it off and it was all okay

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